FUNNY. BOLD. UNAPOLOGETIC.

Bye BooBoo Boy

Because some people leave a mess everywhere they go. Wear the punchline. Skip the argument. Watch a room lose it in under three seconds — every single time.

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Certified head-turner

Strangers will laugh. Someone's uncle will not. Both are wins.

Dangerously comfy

So soft you'll wear it to places you probably shouldn't.

Flushed out fast

Printed and shipped worldwide with tracking. No holding it in.

Squeaky-clean checkout

Locked down by Shopify. The only mess here is on the shirt.

The whole collection

One shirt. We poured everything into it. There was nothing left.

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Still thinking about it?

It's $21.95. That's less than the group chat is going to spend reacting to the photo of you wearing it.